Here it is, my 2014 in review.
The Pope made a selfie (and so did everyone else) and a some point alt of people forgot which end their faces were one thus creating the “belfie”.
Elsa and many others told us many times to Let it Go. We ignored them.
Large numbers of people became masochists and poured ice water on their heads in order to convince themselves to donate to a worthy cause.
Sony got hacked by either Kim Jung Un or Kim Kardashian. It's hard to say, they both made threats saying that they wanted to, quote; “Break the Internet”
Pranks were big this year, the best one was the one where they told us that Tony Hawk didn't really ride a hoverboard (nice try guys, I saw Back to The Future)
We landed a probe on an asteroid, but we still can't think of a better name then “polar vortex” which, honestly, sounds less like a weather pattern and more like a Sharknado spinoff. Except with Polar bears instead of sharks.
Ebola and Isis got in a fight over Ferguson...I think? I don't follow the news all that well.
There were a lot of rough times this year, but at least we got a good reminder to just “Shake it Off”. A reminder that is so catchy that we, ironically cannot shake it off.
Happy 2015 everybody.